TumblrThe Raptor Report [Week of 11/6/11]
A freak snowstorm happened in North Jersey and New York. New Jersey has not acquired the salt needed to pave the roads yet, so the streets are a mess. I wonder if they will turn to your favorite fast food joint and just throw their fries on the road? X
For all you dieters out there: There are over a thousand 100 calorie or less foods now. Now, you can eat an obscene amount of food and still stay skinny. That seems like the lifestyle change you were looking for. CHECK
iPhone 4S has a mind of its own…literally. Siri can do anything you tell it to except change your child’s diaper. Technology is becoming the artificial intelligence it has been feared to become. Next invention: A robot that will get me a 4.0., please? CHECK
Our University Bookstore is selling some really high-end sweaters. That’s right, our little slice of heaven is selling awesome clothing. I know you were excited about Barnes and Noble taking over before but now? CHECK
Halloween is over, sadly. Even more sadly is the fact that I can’t dress up in ridiculously skimpy outfits and take ponds of candy from strangers in a door-to-door fashion anymore. Well, I could, but I don’t think that would be normal. X
